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May 27th, 2012
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
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- mom 4 hours ago:
- satan:
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- I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
- And when they press it
- A balloon should come down from the sky
- With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
- And then they won’t be sad anymore
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(Source: meganlachowski, via pusbucket)
nearly chocked on my toast omgLITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
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I went to tesco today to get something to drink and the guy behind the till was one of those annoying people who want to know everything about your life. After telling me about his trip to America, he asked me what I wanted to do when I leave school. I was a little shocked that he wanted to know, I mean I don’t go telling everyone this. So I turned to him with the straightest face and just said prostitution, handed the money over and left.
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what song describes the area you live in now?
Asketh - Anonymous
